Can't Sleep

It is 2 A.M. and I cannot sleep. I haven't posted anything since I created my blogspot because I have had so much going on. I try to sleep when I can because I cannot sleep at night. I stole this from Jay....maybe it will aid in making me sleepy:)

Maybe I should...
not drink anything after 8 P.M. since I get up every hour to pee......
I love the smell of...
babies, cheap pine sol from the dollar store, and christopher's iron man bubble bath
People would say that I...
am easy to get along with.
When I wake up in the morning...
I am usually late. I was born late and will spend the rest of my life trying to catch up.
I lost my will power to..
keep my i-pod updated. i used to add new stuff each week......but i like older music.
Life is wonderful with...
my family
My past made me...
a better mother.
I get annoyed when...
I see people hit their children in public. There is a difference between disiplining your child and beating them. I just want to take the child home with me rather than see them go home with someone who just keeps them to get a check.
Parties are not...
for me. I don't like big crowds...especially crowds full of intoxicated people.
Dogs are...
Really a man's best friend. Christopher's dog takes care of him like I would...It really is amazing to watch.
Cats…
are very loyal......mine get up with me everytime I get up. It's like they want to make sure I am ok.
Tomorrow I am going to…
do as least as possible.
I'm totally terrified of...
spiders.....no matter what size they are.....even dead ones.
I wonder why I thought my life would be...
fulfilling without children. I wouldn't trade motherhood for the world.
Never in my life...
have I been out on a boat. I am terrified of water.
High school was something that...
i consider a necessary learning experience....more so for the social skills.
Take my advice...
never say never. if it itches....don't scratch immediately...whatever is itching may spread....darned poison. always go with your gut feeling. if you love it....don't be ashamed to say so.
Making my bed is…
pointless....christopher and i both wiggle a lot.
I'm addicted to…
milk (whole milk but only when i am pregnant), sec football, music, and my christopher
I want someone…
to cancel that Paris Hilton show on MTV.....she really makes me want to vomit.

What is life experience?

People will describe life experience different ways. I, however, am living and learning everyday by simply being in a house with two, but soon to be three, boys. I wouldn't change it for the world. There are things boys can do that girls simply cannot and I am facinated by some, well, most of them.

I love laughing until my sides hurt and, fortunately for me, I get to do that with my 4 year old, Christopher. There is nothing funnier than trying to explain to a four year old how it is that they end up peeing on their heads while laughing hysterically. Even though I find it hilarious, he finds it somewhat terrifying even though he cannot stop. Even in the car when I tell him to hold his pee he grabs himself and holds on for dear life. What could be better humor?

My huband, Chris, is a character in himself and for those who know him know it is true. His has this spastic neck twitching thing he does. Most of the time he is not conciously aware that he is doing it. I just want to turn on "Walk Like An Egyptian" and dance with him. He also cannot reach the back of his neck so watching him trying to straighten the backs of his collars is like watching a dog chase his tail. Does he really think walking in circles while stretching is going to work?

Maybe there isn't a real point to this post other than to break the ice. Most of my blog posts will be about the things I learn from living with the male species. You learn something new everyday.